Attributed to George Carlin:
New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the a-hole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, ! with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge a-hole